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Humorous Poems - various authors

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    Simmonds by Hilaire Belloc,P. Simmonds. Matilda, Who told such Dreadful Lies... Hilaire Belloc, ill. Posy Simmonds. Published by Red Fox (Sept 92). 0-09-998360-5, Ā3.99. 'Matilda Who Told Lies, And Was Burned to Death' by Hillaire

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